Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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