Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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