I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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