I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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