No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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