is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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