Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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