How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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