Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Randomize
