Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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