I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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