pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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