omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
