allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
what the fuck is wrong with you
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