This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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