But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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