Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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