yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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