She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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