are you still at the devil's house?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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