Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
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so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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