we have officially lost it.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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