The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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