She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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