six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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