Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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