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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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