i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.