Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?