What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
i out mim tonsoeep
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