dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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