Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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