what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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