You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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