shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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