i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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