Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
