did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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