And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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