Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
