Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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