I need help removing her.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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