I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Randomize