if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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