i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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