its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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