scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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