she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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