you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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