no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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