ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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