bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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