Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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