question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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