sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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